So I was in bed reading the Maze Runner and I hear these three really super loud blood curdling horror movie screams come from my forest outside my house, so I took a flashlight and a knife outside to investigate but I didn’t find anything. Now I’m really freaked out that there’s a murderer or a tiger or something in my forest that’s eating people.
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
John Barrowman is the only one on the train.
John Barrowman is a twelve year old.
always reblog 12 yr old Barrowman
What is the picture that you would want people to find in a million years, that would kind of sum you up? (x)
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
Florence Welch & Baz Luhrmann - “The Great Gatsby” World Première & After Party